As the boy focused, the cloud became...
...his cynical half brother, Dave - whose face was like a dead buffalo and whose oversized body was like a tyrannosaurus.
"Ugh," muttered the boy. "I'm so sick of seeing that dog-ugly brother of mine, with his face like a dead buffalo and oversized body like a tyrannosaurus." The boy's shoulders slumped slightly.
Dave and his travelling buddy, the cloud of dust, halted in front of the boy. "Wow, you're looking good," said Dave cynically.
"Who's your friend?"
Dave looked at his cloud of dust and said coyly, "This is Ernest. We're getting married in the Spring. Mum and Dad sent me to get you. They say to stop playing with your silly little trolley bag and come home."
The boy sighed. He tugged on his trolley bag, held hands with Dave and Ernest, and they all skipped home to...
"Ugh," muttered the boy. "I'm so sick of seeing that dog-ugly brother of mine, with his face like a dead buffalo and oversized body like a tyrannosaurus." The boy's shoulders slumped slightly.
Dave and his travelling buddy, the cloud of dust, halted in front of the boy. "Wow, you're looking good," said Dave cynically.
"Who's your friend?"
Dave looked at his cloud of dust and said coyly, "This is Ernest. We're getting married in the Spring. Mum and Dad sent me to get you. They say to stop playing with your silly little trolley bag and come home."
The boy sighed. He tugged on his trolley bag, held hands with Dave and Ernest, and they all skipped home to...
posted by B.C. | 9:02 am
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The beautiful yet remote town of Kempsey the birthplace of Slim Dusty who was coincidentally Ernest’s favourite celebrity. As the lads and the cloud of dust were approaching home, little did the boy realise how much his life was about to change and how thankful he would be that he had packed all his possessions into his loyal trolley bag. As they were passing the towns water supply, Dave categorically denied…(hehe- trying to keep in with the theme of whenever Dave talks he says it with a word starting with C – coyly, cynically) Pretty lame effort tho I know – lol – I’m not v good at these types of things!!!
Really wanted to write "they all skipped home to the tune of a million dollars" hehehe
...Their watermelon-shaped house, in which was situated five solid gold chairs, and seven Oompa Loompa bodyguards.
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