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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Orlando whirled, and saw who the voice was coming from. The voice belonged to...

...none other than ASH KETCHUM! Former Pokemon master of the world! In his old age, Ash had become grumpy and senile, forgetting where he was often, and sometimes trying to force his way into his own Pokeballs.

In his anger, Ash threw the first Pokeball he found in his pocket and it hit Orlando in the face. In doing so, Ash's first battle since retirement commenced. For this impromptu battle, Orlando reached into his trolley bag with his blue seventh arm and chose...

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Blogger some girl said...

Pick-a-Chew!
Pick-a-Chew! is the latest children's board game from Hasbro(TM), ages 3+.

Orlando held on to the rectangular box with all of his hands and flung it desperately at Ash, where it hit him square in the ground before his feet.

Ash immediately receded back to his childhood days. No, not the ones of travelling and battling and awesomeness, but the ones of playing silly games and clinging to adults and slightly less awesomeness.
He started to set up the game, google-eyeing each piece as he set it on the board.

Orlando took this as his chance to get away while Ash was distracted and started running towards the ASSHAT campus at a snail's pace. But, Pick-a-Chew!, being a four or more player game, quickly dissatisfied Ash's tastes, who threw the game aside in frustration before glaring up at the slow-moving Orlando and...

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