VaryTales

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Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Orlando whirled, and saw who the voice was coming from. The voice belonged to...

...none other than ASH KETCHUM! Former Pokemon master of the world! In his old age, Ash had become grumpy and senile, forgetting where he was often, and sometimes trying to force his way into his own Pokeballs.

In his anger, Ash threw the first Pokeball he found in his pocket and it hit Orlando in the face. In doing so, Ash's first battle since retirement commenced. For this impromptu battle, Orlando reached into his trolley bag with his blue seventh arm and chose...